The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 54th (Computer Reference Monday Edition)

The Swerved Nation Chooses the Tag Match
William Regal & Layla vs. Jamie Noble & Mickie James
OR
The Miz & John Morrison vs. Cryme Tyme
OR
Gossip Girl vs. Gilmore Girls

Gossiping the way I do
I only want to gossip with you
And I would go from the end of the C to the W
'Cause girl I know you would do that, too

Where you tag me, I will tag you
Anywhere that you want me to
If you need, need me to be as easy as you
I will tag you, where you tag me

If you're dressing up to look like a conversative ho
Feeling promiscuous from head to toe
All you have to do is that random guy
To the sounds of some obscure, alternative band with some weird name like "Tumultuous Pie Explosion Debate"

Where you tag me, I will tag you
Anywhere that you want me to
If you need, need me to be as easy as you
I will tag you, where you tag me

The Question:
Who wins and how?

*****

NEXT WEEK

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