Monday, August 18, 2008

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 48th


Winners Take All Tag Team Match
Kofi Kingston and Mickie James versus The Amazonians and Death by Snu-Snu


You're scared (You're scared)

You no want (you no want snu-snu)
You no want (you no die from snu-snu)

You crashed your spaceship in a random place
Your spongy flesh will be bruised for days
You can't crawl away
They have good basketball fundamentals
So you should not have charged them in the lane

And that's too bad (oh, too bad)
They'll crush your groin
The beautiful (beautiful) women (women) will hurt you first
Then the petite ('tite) women (women) will hurt you worst (we hear you sayin')

You no want (you no want snu-snu)
You no want (you no die from snu-snu)
You no want (you take no more snu-snu)
You no want (you will get more snu-snu)

Hey pretty man I've been telling you
To not look so good
Cause these Amazons
They have not had snu-snu since they knew could

And that's too bad (oh, too bad)
They'll crush your groin
The beautiful (beautiful) women (women) will hurt you first
Then the petite ('tite) women (women) will hurt you worst (we hear you sayin')

You no want (you no want snu-snu)
You no want (you no die from snu-snu)
You no want (you take no more snu-snu)
You no want (you do get more snu-snu


The Question:
Who wins and how?


*****

NEXT WEEK

If you book them, they will come.

AND

The cold has now spread to my special part, so I'm gonna do the short version of this.

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