The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 43rd

The answer to last week's puzzle:

McMahon's mindset defies mania
In the past few weeks, Vince McMahon's unsuccessful Million Dollar Mania has proven that the chairman of WWE is a whole new kind of crazy. At his age, Vince needs a combination of a straitjacket, a hug, and a punch in the face. If you somehow become as crazy as Vince McMahon, give your one million dollars to Vince to calm him down. With the million, he will not do anything crazy. He just wants to build a rocket ship for iguanas out of stardust.


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Rick Astley vs. Rick Astley

When Vince goes batcrap insane
Tune in to RAW on Mondays
You knew he wants you to view
Don't make him show his ass again

Make him stop with the calling
His ratings aren't even falling
A truth I just can't falsify
He's not really learning
It's not really working
He probably needs another try

Rick Astley forever with telephone swerves
Rick Astley forever with you
Vince can't get the reference
He's too out of touch
Rick Astley songs up your wazoos

The Question:
Who wins and how?

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NEXT WEEK

We'll learn from the good book.

AND

I took my love down to Violet Hill. There we sat in snow.