Monday, January 29, 2007

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 10th


ECW World Championship Match
Wayne Brady vs. Test


Extreme...
Championship....
Non-threatening fellow of African-American descent

Wayne Brady's gonna pass the Test
The challenger ain't see nothin' yet
Wayne Brady's gonna pass the Test
And thankfully he has the answer key

Question one is answered D
Question two is answered C
He's gonna skip number three cause it's too long to read
But on question four he's gonna kick some A

You say your name is Test and you want the belt?
Well, Wayne says your name is Test and you're a bastard

This...
is a non-threatening fellow of African-American descent

The Question:
Who wins and how?

*****

NEXT WEEK

I go back to the confessional. Forgive me Father, for I have swerved.

AND

Let's all go to the lobby? Let's all leave the lobby. That box of popcorn is singing to me.

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