The Notorious B.I.G. & Puff Daddy vs. Chris Jericho & The Big Show (c)
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Let us proceed
Hah, more serious than your average Charlie Rose show
Black eleagant suit on your person, sour face, now go ahead and work it
And there's the large programs, well it's the large program
Get your large programs here 'cause it's a big, bad, large program tonight
We would fight, but your necktie is too tight, you clipped on when you should've clipped off, right
We've been rolling since they invented the wheel
Always going, always going to, show your team up
Stop talking to us, your frosted tips are flaking on us
RAW and Smackdown is upon us, wanting our services so they can service us
Not you, yeah, Christina and Showquisha
Gonna get beat back in time to get beat on Sunday Night Heat
Dare we take it to Tazz and Cole on the Times Square street?
Whoop you for the win before the Lugz Boot of the Week
Lately you rivals challengin' because you got a hankerin'
So we give our thanks as we prepare you for a spankerin'
Wrestlers with the sparkly clothes, forget those
Fillin' a five-pound singlet by putting 450 pounds in it
That WWE tag scene, you best believe we are winning
Jeri-Jeri-JeriShow, can't you see?
When you get yourself some money, you get problems, see
And we just want you two to know
Together you appear as though you are a duo consisting of King Kong Bundy and a disgrunted yet flashy baby who wrestles in his underwear (uh-huh, yeah)
The Question:
Who wins and how?
*****
NEXT WEEK
The celebration continues in a Three Stages of Celebration Match. I cannot wait to celebrate in a cage.
AND
Yeah, but I'm playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure.
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