NEXT WEEK
I squash five other blogs. I may also tell a joke which pertains to the male testes in an obvious manner.
AND
Shut Up Juice is actually Shut Up Drink. The company that makes it uses artificial shut ups. Yeah, that makes me sad too.
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NEXT WEEK
1-2-NO! I'm kicking out of my own teaser.
AND
This house paint tastes really good.