Monday, August 02, 2010

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 96th


The Usos and Tamina vs. The DeVilles and Angelica

Take that corner, we wanna go to the corner
Take that corner, let's go to the corner
Take us to that top corner
Before one of us randomly loses to Orton

Take that corner, we wanna go to the corner
Take that corner, let's go to the corner
Take us to that top corner
Have you ever wondered what a skinny Rikishi looks like?

Standing here in our sweater vests
Even though sweaters without sleeves seem pointless
Just the thought of having to give up two sleeves
But money and fashion don't go on trees

Where will we be in a company with about four teams?
I don't know since we only arrived a few months ago
So take our manly valet's hand to better understand
How we'll probably break up before we're given half a chance


The Question:
Who wins and how?


*****

NEXT WEEK

I'm switching from pants to shorts. Come on, promotion. Let's see that promotion. Let's see The Stephen Rivera with The Swerved.

AND

You seem real easy and willing to put out, so roll in the cream cheese, roll in the cream cheese.

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