Monday, August 24, 2009

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 73rd


Unified Tag Team Championship Match
Kid 'n Play vs. Chris Jericho and The Big Show (c)


Look it's the Big S-H-O-W, we've had enough of you
Resembling King Kong Bundy in an Al Snow wrestling suit
Picked up Jericho so you could break down the walls
But Kid's towering 'fro will never fall

The tag team hosts with the most, proud to boast, see
Even though we're not really relevant after 1993
Two forces collide, better step to the wayside
Players hold titles, but pretenders unify

The name is Kid 'n Play, don't dare take us over the line
Cause we're in talks to star in House Party 29
We've got those neon clothes ready, wearin' two shirts at a time
That leather jacket with a 8-ball, we rockin' it all night

It's no mystery, we're makin' competition history
When you Kris, we Kross, we're going for backwards victory
And when the ref counts one and two and three, and one, two, three
Kid n' Play is going to attend those Summerfestivities


The Question:
Who wins and how?


*****

NEXT WEEK

Re-Generation X urges you to build it up. If you're not up for that, they've got two words for you: think optimistcally.

AND

Did you question the knowledge? You have to question the knowledge.


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