I am Adora and I have no idea what a Glamazon is
Maybe Beth is He-Man's hairdresser or fashion consultant or what have you
This is Mickie James
I use her as my horse when she is not looking
A fabulous match was revealed to me the day I set foot in a WWE ring and said, "For the honour of Sonic the Hedgehog!"
Se-ga, Se-ga
Se-ga
Se-ga, Se-ga
I play Sega!
Only a few people care that I dust off my old Sega console and play to my heart's content--among them are Tails, Knuckles, and children from the early 1990s
Together me and my friends of yesteryear strive to beat Mickie James up because she prefers the Nintendo Entertainment System
The Question:
Who wins and how?
*****
NEXT WEEK
Why does a leprechaun buy door-making spray paint?
AND
The Swerved counts down the year with a two-part retrospective of 2007. Goodbye, 2007. You were a year. You were a year indeed.
1 comment:
wow. that's a tough one! I don't think She-Ra is able to be defeated. Mickie James hotness will definitely prove to be an obstacle to She-Ra but unless the power sword is banned from Ringside...then much like Triple Hayches sledgehammer it will be the equalizer. Bottom Line: Who cares who wins as long as we get some good upskirt peeks? I love the both of them, but She-Ra has super powers. Mickie James did pornographic pictures though...so it could go both ways. A DRAW!
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